Dorsey, Andrew and Jack are dead

I don't know why, or what happened. But if Gabe asks, they got too big for the tank and joined the Circus.
In the meantime, I have cleaned out the tank, bought a heater, pH balanced, and make a cozy home for our new "tenants." Wish us luck.
Gabe did request, however, that we pick out fish that will stay small. How cute that he believes every word out of my mouth.

Obviously

Gabe: Mom, what's that?
Me: Those are Pumpkin seeds. I just made them.
Gabe: I feed them?
Me: You mean, you want to eat them?
Gabe: No, I feed them!
Me: Feed them to who, honey?
Gabe: The pumpkins.

Obviously.

Busted

A short story:
Papa arrived Saturday afternoon and Gabe was thrilled to have him, even though he was a little sad that Nana didn't come too. As he was playing with Papa, he grabbed 2 cups from his little kitchen, handed one to Papa and said "Papa, let's drink our Cabernet *slurp*." I laughed so hard I nearly fell over. I have no idea where he could have learned that!

Conversations with a Toddler

Gabe: Doin' Mommy?

Me: I'm feeding Baby Alex.

Gabe: Baby Alex drink a Boo Boo?

Me: Yes, honey.

Gabe: He hurt you?

Me: No, honey. Baby Alex gets milk from Mommy's Boo Boos.

Gabe: Ohhhh. I try it?

Me: Ummm no, honey. You have too many teeth.

Gabe: Okay, Mommy.